Hospitality

I put some Matthew Good Band music video's on my iPod so you can view them while you're burning to death. I'll even feed you the water your dismembered leg bathed in, from an exquisite chalice, simply to quench your momentous thirst. I hope you'll enjoy our time together as much as I will. You have my word that I will be a good host. And I absolutely promise that if I try to shoot at myself with my revolver and miss again, the bullet will not hit you, unlike my last guest.